1) Dating Profiles with Nothing on Them
So after a 6 month hiatus from the whole internet dating scene, after a couple of drinks and very little for dinner, I figured why not. One of the things I completely forgot about it was there are quite a number of profiles out there that have little to no interesting information. I mean isn't the whole point of it to put yourself out there?
2) British People and Their Dogs
From my rather extensive exposure to the British, what I don't understand is their rather icy relationship with their family and at times friends, yet they are completely infatuated with their dogs. What is up with that? Just a hypothesis, but culturally, are they as a people so difficult to get along with, being both emotionally cold and hot tempered at the same time, that the only their dogs will put up with them unconditionally? Yes this is racist to an extent, but I've just noticed it as a trend over the many British people that have been extensively involved in my life and cannot help but notice.
3) "Canadian" Accent
So I've deduced that there is indeed a "Toronto/GTA" accent and a "Canadian" Accent. From this observation, I can only say that any sort of derogatory hoser reference that Canadian's get labelled with, is justified. Words such as "toyght" instead of "tight" and "narsty" instead of "nasty", I'm sorry rural Canadians, you sound folksy. Almost Sarah Palin-ish.
4) Pedestrians Who Can't Jaywalk, but Still Do
Okay, if you're going to jaywalk, you are breaking your right of way. So if you get hit, it's really your fault. If you are going to jaywalk across 6 lanes of traffic, you better know what you're doing. Be considerate of drivers, because yeah human nature will not let us run you over knowingly, but that doesn't mean at the moment we won't want to. Not to say that it will be me, but one day you could get hit by somebody.
5) Sensitive Trash Talkers
If you're going to dish it out, you should be able to take it. Don't sulk, suck it up princess!
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