So far this year's been a total bust, WTF! While I've been hesitant to use this acronym, but FML! Okay, lets have a quick run down in chronological order:
1) JAN 2/2012
The girl that I was interested in at beach vball brings her long distance boyfriend around.
2) JAN 7/2012
My car dies on the side of the highway on one of the coldest days of the year in the middle of the night. Said car cannot be repaired cheaply, must be replaced by a new car. Unfortunately I just had done $700 of work on the old car the month previous. Well, I guess I won't be seeing that $700 again.
3) JAN 15/2012
There are no more cars left in the model that I was looking for, so I have no choice but go up a model. Well, there's and additional $3500 that I wasn't planning on spending.
4) JAN 20/12
So I decide to give up pursuing the girl with the long distance boyfriend, in order to ask for her friend's number, who does give permission to give the information to me, only to have her friend reject me a week later? BTW, if anybody can explain this one to me, I'm all ears.
5) JAN 24/12
I've been assigned a completely mundane project for a client who's as useful as ice is to an eskimo. This project will require months of data mining, all by hand. Then additional months of data entry, all by hand.
6) JAN 29/2012
Hurt my lower back at volleyball. Feels like a slightly slipped disk, still hurts.
7) FEB 3/2012
Pull my right hip flexor, right knee and foot at volleyball.
8) FEB 4/2012
Pull a left rib muscle at volleyball.
9) FEB 5/12
Missing the Super Bowl for a second date with a girl who is exactly my type, only to get a text a couple days later saying she wasn't feeling it. On top of that, the Patriots lost.
10) FEB 10/2012*
The eharmony membership that I signed up for that drunken night has resulted in a total of zero dates.
*pending 2 days of waiting
maybe you should give your body a rest so it doesn't break!!!
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