"It's the fuckin' law"

"Scottish people are not allowed to rap. It's the fuckin' law"

- Fran Healy from Travis

I feel the same way about people making out during a concert. It's a concert! Or anywhere other public domain for that matter. I mean a kiss, even a long kiss fine. If you want to maul each other like wildebeasts on the animal planet, save that shit for home. At the very least, find yourself some secluded corner.

Clients, don't come to me and be like "yeah I don't know what I want". Today I had a client go to me "something's missing", so of course I ask what to they feel is missing or could be better, they reply "I don't know". If you don't know, how am I suppose to know? What do you take me for, some kind of fuckin magician?! And a really shit paid magician at that?

Don't make work for the sake of making work. I'm really here to complete my work as efficiently as possible so that I have free time. What's the point of making me fill the whole I just dug out, only so I can dig it out again from the other side.

Yeah I'm in an ornery mood. Dave! Out!